Ex-Minister Fudge caught in Veela sex scandal

Ex-Minister Fudge caught in Veela sex scandal
The Ministry of Magic released a statement today condemning the acts of ex-Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge. Mr. Fudge initially had a tracker placed on him after it was found he was moving massive amounts of galleons from a high-security vault in Gringotts to a private account in the Cayman Islands.

It has been discovered that Mr. Fudge used the money to pay for "special services" he received in both the Leaky Cauldron and the Three Broomsticks from a wild band of Veelas. While the representatives from Azkaban did not allow comment from the ex-politician, former aide to the Minister Percival Weasley had this to say:

Oh.... I thought he just liked getting out of the Ministry from time to time.

Fudge is best known for his stupidity in not believing in the return of Lord Voldemort.
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# Posté le mardi 01 avril 2008 15:41

Kreacher successful in White House run

Kreacher successful in White House run
Further complicating an election that was filled with heavy racial and gender undertones, the House-Elf from the Harry Potter series made a lot of noise when he began to pursue and eventually win the Democratic Presidential nomination. The House-Elf defeated his opponent Alan Keyes in a landslide victory. Although he is not a natural born citizen of the United States and thus not technically eligible to run, Kreacher decided, after his display of heroism and show of solidarity to Harry Potter in the famous Battle of Hogwarts, that it was time to step out of the shadows and make a name for himself and ensure all House-Elves are represented in Congress.

When meeting Kreacher for the first time at his inauguration, President George Bush said, "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. We will prevail against the forces of tyranny and evil - against those who hate our freedom."

Kreacher, completely dumbfounded, responded by saying, “How dare he address Kreacher this way,” and proceeded to take out a saucepan and repeatedly hit the former president over the head. Bush's doctors said shockingly, no damage was done.
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# Posté le mardi 01 avril 2008 15:36

Rowling reveals thruth about Harry and Hermione

Rowling reveals thruth about Harry and Hermione
Author J.K. Rowling has revealed shocking new details concerning the relationship that existed between characters Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Despite what many fans had considered overwhelming evidence to the contrary, according to the author the two characters shared a deep, lasting romantic bond for years, and eventually got married (ditching their respective spouses). Mr. Potter, she also revealed in a copy of her much-anticipated Potter Encyclopedia, is the father to all of Ms. Granger's children. Rowling added:

“I had to advance the plot somehow and putting the two of them together at that stage in their lives would have been too difficult from a literary perspective. They were in each other's presence far too often, so Ginny had to suffice as Harry's love interest.”

Delusional? I guess not.
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# Posté le mardi 01 avril 2008 15:34

JKR hands MuggleNet early preview of Encyclopedia!

JKR hands MuggleNet early preview of Encyclopedia!
YAY! THEY'RE READING THROUGH IT DUDE!
"At this early hour Tuesday morning, we are excited to inform everyone that the author of the Harry Potter novels has just passed along an early copy of her upcoming Encyclopedia!

We're currently paging through it and will be doing so over the next few hours. Once we're finished, we're going to spend all day posting some of the most interesting tidbits. Stay tuned!!!"
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# Posté le mardi 01 avril 2008 15:32

ROFL

ROFL
QUIDITCH!
FUNNIEST DAMN THING EVAH!

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# Posté le lundi 31 mars 2008 13:46