FOR MERLIN'S MOST BAGGY Y FRONTS!
Hey, you have dirt on your nose, righ there.
I just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday, my beloved, on this so awaited year of 2008.
28 years old, are you? Marvellous, I dare say.
I hear Rose should be almost 4 by now, ain't I right? And Hugo about 3, I believe.
And all my congratulations! I bought a Chocolate Frog the other day, and guess what? I had your figurine on it! Just when I saw your cracking face I shouted with joy! (could I get an autograph??? *pleading puppy eyes*)
"All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both."
This is stupendous, darling, I know it's your proudest archievement.. ^^
Just know that, whatever people might say about you being married and Harry Potter being somehow "addictive" (hah!)
You're the best keeper Gryffindor has ever seen (and the Chudley Cannos certainly love you since you bought them all that stock of Thunderbolts, the brand new broomstick), an awesome fighter agaisnt the Dark Arts Fonnies, braver than all around you, and that Hermione just does not deserve you. She's smart alright, but still.
So, to sum up:
Weasley is our King!
Weasley is our king!
He did not let the quafle in,
Weasley is our king!
Weasley can save anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That's why all Gryffindors sing
WEASLEY IS OUR KING!
"Oh don't worry about that, it's because im extremely famous"
(you don't know you're going to say that yet, but you will, and I'll love you even more for it. rofl.)
(Nearly died, no, killed had a Deathly Heart Failure yesterday. I thought, no, was convinced to my greatest dishonour and unhappiness that it was the MARCH THE FIRST. Fortunetaly for my fragile heart it was only February 29th, Magical, ain't it? xD
I WANNA SEE RONALD WITH A CHUDLEY CANNONS SHIRT! NOW! bastards.)
H-Bday by Jo * *